WYR - 3-2-1 Penguins Style!

I saw this on another site, you more less ask weather one would rather do one thing over the other (this time involving 3-2-1 Penguins), then the next poster gives their opinion and then gives their own question on who would rather do something.

(It is recommended for the options to have some sort of relation)

Here I'll go:

Would you rather face off against the Lizard King or Michelle in Squid Tac-Toad?

Scythe312 wrote:

I saw this on another site, you more less ask weather one would rather do one thing over the other (this time involving 3-2-1 Penguins), then the next poster gives their opinion and then gives their own question on who would rather do something.

(It is recommended for the options to have some sort of relation)

Here I'll go:

Would you rather face off against the Lizard King or Michelle in Squid Tac-Toad?

The Lizard King, so that I can flip him off if I catch him cheating.

Now give your own, unless you would prefer to pass.

If you had to reason with a stupid character, would you rather reason with, Zidgel or Kevin?

Kevin. He would probably just listen to whatever I decided to throw at him.

Would you rather have Fidgel's Franabalistic Perambulitory Situlator or The Galeezle?

Scythe312 wrote:

Kevin. He would probably just listen to whatever I decided to throw at him.

Would you rather have Fidgel's Franabalistic Perambulitory Situlator or The Galeezle?

The Galeezle. I have no idea what the hell the Franabalistic Perambulitory Situlator does.

I guess it does decide to change it's functions every episode...

If you had to battle a villain, would you rather battle Cavitus or Uncle Blobb?

I would battle Cavitus. Not nearly as insane a villain and a bit silly (just lose the suit and he is a hamster so...)


WYR drive the Rockhopper or go to a planet?

Scythe312 wrote:

I would battle Cavitus. Not nearly as insane a villain and a bit silly (just lose the suit and he is a hamster so...)


WYR drive the Rockhopper or go to a planet?

Go to a planet! I would love to go to planet made entirely of crystal!

Would you rather be sent down the gurgler or be turned into a seed of discontent?

Seed of discontent. Then, I might still have a chance of being saved

(Though according to the Penguins commentary on CSOB, Zidgel says it just leads to the cafeteria)

WYR try to teach Kevin math or teach Zidgel logic?

Kim Jong Mothra wrote:

Would you rather be sent down the gurgler or be turned into a seed of discontent?

Sent down the gurgler, because I was thinking about writing a creepypasta about what happens when one goes down the gurgler, and that I think no one would want to hear my bitching.

Scythe312 wrote:

Seed of discontent. Then, I might still have a chance of being saved

(Though according to the Penguins commentary on CSOB, Zidgel says it just leads to the cafeteria)

WYR try to teach Kevin math or teach Zidgel logic?

Kevin math because he wouldn't be fixing his hair every five seconds.
WYR be Preston the mouse or BING the robot thingy.

BING, obviously.

WYR do chores in the cottage or on the ship?

I think I would rather do ship chores, then I could do some man work.

WYR go to Planet Wait-Your-Turn before it flies into the sun, or Planet Tell-A-Lie before it gets flattened by the moon.

Tell a lie because I could pick up the dart men and throw them.
WYR experience a doom funnel or volcanoe with tiki people?

Doom Funnel, I think it would probably be pretty fast.

WYR have a Jellied Eel Doughnut or a Chewy Chunky Glop-O-Fudge?

WYR sign Zidgel or Midgel up for fanservice?

Scythe312 wrote:

Doom Funnel, I think it would probably be pretty fast.

WYR have a Jellied Eel Doughnut or a Chewy Chunky Glop-O-Fudge?

Jellied Eel Doughnut. There's a recipe for that.

I'm with Scythe312 on this one.

WYR try to turn Cavitus good or try to teach Fidgel how to be sociable?

EsterDXL wrote:

WYR try to turn Cavitus good or try to teach Fidgel how to be sociable?

Teach Fidgel how to be sociable because he doesn't get enough love!

WYR help get a herd of cows to town with Wild Bill or help get a cookie for some space cows?