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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:42 pm | |
| What do you think are the pros and cons to being a penguin? Here are mine.
Pros:
You're doing the world a favor by removing one human.
You're no longer a species that's overpopulating this planet.
(For girls) Laying eggs might be less painful than childbirth.
Cons:
Preening your own feathers will be a pain in the ass. (if penguins have an ass)
You are unable to flip someone off.
That's not all the pros and cons I have. I didn't post all of them because you might find some of them disturbing.
Last edited by Scythe312 on Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:59 pm; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : I needed to make myself clearer, Scythe: I wanted to keep the hilarity of Carm's post.) | |
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Scythe312 Admin
Posts : 803 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : In Your Dreams
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:27 pm | |
| You really hate humans... | |
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Carm Penguin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : still stuck in the 80s
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:13 pm | |
| no books no tv no video games no internet no teeth shorter lifespan u live on giant blocks of ice | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:17 pm | |
| Not what I had in mind, Carm. | |
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Carm Penguin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : still stuck in the 80s
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:29 am | |
| hey, i'm being realistic, there are no humanoid penguins on this planet. | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:31 am | |
| Excuse me while I go find a desk to bang my head on. | |
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Carm Penguin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : still stuck in the 80s
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:36 am | |
| more cons: u cannot speak any coherent language besides squawking u will not be as intelligent as any human ur apart of an endangered species u can't fly sea lions and sharks want to eat u
pros: u dont have to pay taxes u dont have to do homework because u dont go to school | |
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Scythe312 Admin
Posts : 803 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : In Your Dreams
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:53 am | |
| Another con: You have to use flippers and don't have thumbs...or even fingers for that matter. | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:11 pm | |
| Thus you will be unable to flip someone off. | |
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Scythe312 Admin
Posts : 803 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : In Your Dreams
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:50 pm | |
| Yeah...because that is why we need fingers... | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:52 pm | |
| - Carm wrote:
sea lions and sharks want to eat u Don't give me any fanfic ideas, I'm still stuck. | |
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Scythe312 Admin
Posts : 803 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : In Your Dreams
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:56 pm | |
| That is what can give you FF ideas? I could think of...like...twenty plots much more exciting than that. | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:56 pm | |
| Well, what I meant was that might be part of a fanfic. | |
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EsterDXL Penguin
Posts : 614 Join date : 2013-11-08 Age : 23 Location : The Rockhopper
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:01 pm | |
| I only have two pros: I get to be something awesome! I don't have to deal human society's absolute stupidity!
What? I don't have the right to be a hater? | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:26 pm | |
| Don't worry, Ester, I can also see that human society is going to shit. | |
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Carm Penguin
Posts : 265 Join date : 2013-10-23 Location : still stuck in the 80s
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:33 pm | |
| - Scythe312 wrote:
- That is what can give you FF ideas? I could think of...like...twenty plots much more exciting than that.
well, she could expand upon that idea ... like ... uh ... the penguins crash land on a planet of SHARKS, and not just any sharks, the planet of DISCO DANCING SHARKS. they challenge captain zidgel to a FUNKY DANCE OFF for the lives of his crew. can zidgel lay down the boogie in time? | |
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katrinahood Penguin
Posts : 828 Join date : 2013-10-23 Age : 24 Location : Spheniscid Space Station
| Subject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:35 pm | |
| Very funny, Carm, very funny. | |
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