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PostSubject: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:42 pm

What do you think are the pros and cons to being a penguin? Here are mine.

Pros:

You're doing the world a favor by removing one human.

You're no longer a species that's overpopulating this planet.

(For girls) Laying eggs might be less painful than childbirth.

Cons:

Preening your own feathers will be a pain in the ass. (if penguins have an ass)

You are unable to flip someone off.


That's not all the pros and cons I have. I didn't post all of them because you might find some of them disturbing.


Last edited by Scythe312 on Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:59 pm; edited 5 times in total (Reason for editing : I needed to make myself clearer, Scythe: I wanted to keep the hilarity of Carm's post.)
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:27 pm

You really hate humans...
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:13 pm

no books
no tv
no video games
no internet
no teeth
shorter lifespan
u live on giant blocks of ice
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:17 pm

Not what I had in mind, Carm.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:29 am

hey, i'm being realistic, there are no humanoid penguins on this planet.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:31 am

Excuse me while I go find a desk to bang my head on.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:36 am

more cons:
u cannot speak any coherent language besides squawking
u will not be as intelligent as any human
ur apart of an endangered species
u can't fly
sea lions and sharks want to eat u


pros:
u dont have to pay taxes
u dont have to do homework because u dont go to school
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:53 am

Another con: You have to use flippers and don't have thumbs...or even fingers for that matter.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:11 pm

Thus you will be unable to flip someone off.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:50 pm

Yeah...because that is why we need fingers...
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:52 pm

Carm wrote:

sea lions and sharks want to eat u
Don't give me any fanfic ideas, I'm still stuck.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:56 pm

That is what can give you FF ideas? I could think of...like...twenty plots much more exciting than that.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:56 pm

Well, what I meant was that might be part of a fanfic.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:01 pm

I only have two pros:
I get to be something awesome!
I don't have to deal human society's absolute stupidity!

What? I don't have the right to be a hater?
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:26 pm

Don't worry, Ester, I can also see that human society is going to shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Thu Jan 16, 2014 9:33 pm

Scythe312 wrote:
That is what can give you FF ideas? I could think of...like...twenty plots much more exciting than that.
well, she could expand upon that idea ... like ... uh ...
the penguins crash land on a planet of SHARKS, and not just any sharks, the planet of DISCO DANCING SHARKS. they challenge captain zidgel to a FUNKY DANCE OFF for the lives of his crew. can zidgel lay down the boogie in time?
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PostSubject: Re: Pros and Cons to Being a Penguin   Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:35 pm

Very funny, Carm, very funny.
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